molester stache

A gnarly, unkept moustache typically sported by child molesters, hillbillies, and convicted fellons.
The camp counselor sporting the molester stache was not introduced to the parents on orientation day, for fear that they would object to his being near their children.
by TimmyVD April 24, 2007
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molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.
Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!
by ROGGDOGG87 December 11, 2015
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