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Moistake 

When your steak is really juicy it's called a moist steak, or moistake
Wow this is the best steak I've ever eaten, it's so juicy! This one is definitely a moistake.
Moistake by fruityooty April 11, 2021

Monstrating 

When women become monsters during the menstrual cycle
Claire started monstrating during her menstrual cycle and became a "monster".
Monstrating by Luke Dunphey May 27, 2012

misrated 

Rated incorrectly. Often used to describe DDR song difficulty ratings
This song is misrated, it should be an 8.
misrated by 5'11"Racer March 4, 2009

moistmaker 

an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread inside a turkey sandwich to make it extra moist. Monica on "Friends" invented it and Ross named it. Ross got really upset one time, when his boss ate his sandwich with a moistmaker.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a moistmaker?
moistmaker by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd December 25, 2007

magistrate 

A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.
Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!

Moisterbate 

The act of masturbating furiously with extremely sweaty or clammy hands, creating friction burns on the shaft and making it impossible to finish.
Dude I was moisterbating so tough last night and now my cock burns like a mother fucker. I won't be able to jerk off for at least a week.

I hate it when my dick bleeds after I moisterbate hard with my sweaty hands. It just completely ruins my day!
Moisterbate by Chief Fat Cock February 23, 2011