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moist towel 

where you are licking a pussy then start heavily warm breathing in her vagina to make it moist.
johnney gave me the best moist towel
moist towel by Moneybagz1697 April 6, 2011
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moist towel 

where you are licking a girls pussy then start heavily warm breathing or panting inside her vagina
i gave that girl the best moist towel she wil ever recieve
moist towel by xtreemelicker April 8, 2011

Arab moist towel 

When you cum into a bucket till it's full put it on a towel, while you doing it doggy style wrap the towel around your partner and waterboard them and yell "tell us you secrets"
Jim: ya me and Amy did the Arab moist towel last night.

Bob: really did she tell you her secrets?

Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

moist towelette 

codeword for condoms. due to their simmilar shape in package.
guy1:"dude take this condom, you dont want your girlfriend pregnant"

guy2:"dude thanks for the moist towelette. *wink* *wink*"
moist towelette by MrT1ki July 10, 2007

Moist Towelette 

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
Moist Towelette by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

cunt moist towelette 

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt
Ian: You fucking cunt boy
Ryan: Shut up cunt bucket
Ian: Die! cunt moist towelette!
cunt moist towelette by ELrod March 26, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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