MOG status 

1. noun - A state of perfection that can only be described by the words "Mother of God."

2. noun - An event which renders one speechless.

Person 1 - "Here is your mixed drink!"
Person 2 - **sip** "Mother of God..."
Person 1 - "...MOG status--Achieved!"

MOG status by Professor Funkadopolis January 14, 2014

mog sven 

Mog sven is the Danish word for dirt bag.

James said that Johnny was a mog sven.

mog sven by Imnnobody September 27, 2017

ur such a mog 

The term 'ur such a mog' is most commonly used among a freind group when refering to the gimpiest one doing or saying something that is absolutey clapped.

also just another word for dickhead and idiot

mog- a fell up the stairs

critley- ur such a mog

ur such a mog by mogmogthethotthot December 28, 2018

Skill mog

A term used by gamers when their skill level is much higher than their competition.

Get skill mogged pussy.

Skill mog by mr gigglez July 5, 2026

self-mog

When you show off a picture of yourself, new fit, or new look that looks so good that it makes your actual appearance look like shit in comparison. The visual equivalent of a “self-own.”

Any time he puts on that leather jacket it’s a total self-mog.

All I wanted was to take a walk down memory lane… I didn’t expect to get self-mogged by my high school yearbook!

self-mog by AllMoggerNoFlogger October 21, 2026

Mogsy

A douchebag. Someone who you wouldn’t trust with you daughter.

That man is a mogsy, I’d never trust him to date my daughter.

Mogsy by LordWaffleEater March 1, 2022

mogs 

someone who is completely self-absorbed, one who will only fall in love with themselves, someone who is a legend in their own mind and stars in their own movie of life. one who is rude only because they are envious of the actions and successes of others, someone who lacks many friends, other than themselves.

i pulled a mogs by sitting and staring at my picture for 15 minutes, by myself

mogs by sarss261 August 11, 2010