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Modern gaming

The phase of the gaming industry where quality has been destroyed for trash games that are obsessed with realism fucks over the player with microtransactions that only ruin the games. Nintendo, the company that single handedly saved gaming from Atari and the ones with the most imaginative games is reduced to handhelds and forced to never reach their full potential until the industry is overthrown. People who failed in the movie industry are rushing into the so called games industry to write their stories despite having no game design knowledge or having an idea to blend gameplay and story perfectly like in portal 2. devs think games can be art when gaming as an medium can surpass mere art. Developers have no creative freedom and are merely forced to work 75-120 work weeks to make the businessmen on top who never even grew up with gaming money in there pursuit of greed there are virtually no games that are made for all ages scene youngsters have become an afterthought.

The industry is already facing judgment from ponstory games anyways so why even care about this gay industry, soon all games will be proved to be simulators with gameplay elements because of ponstory games awaking and after the judgement the gaming industry will begin a new with the developer's working on real games. We are in the gaming end times so let the industry face the plagues of pon so that gamers are released from there stranglehold these greedy publishers.
Other people: Modern gaming sucks man.
Me: just let ponstory games detroy the industry
Modern gaming by TheScreamingGamer January 20, 2020
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004