Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.
Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.
by Captain James Kidd February 20, 2014
Get the modem boner mug.When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick
Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."
by Average_joe420 March 20, 2016
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