I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some
cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my
pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It'
s no wonder he never gets
pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.