"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."
by Trigger January 29, 2004
A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.
by JavaJaneOhio December 8, 2010
by TheQueen111 May 24, 2016
Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.
by lance_u_skokie February 16, 2017
1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.
0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.
0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.
by Espressohound March 6, 2022