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Moccasins
The most comfortable type of shoe known to man. Feels like a little cuddly bear giving your feet a nice warm hug.
Moccasins by mikemccola October 18, 2011
Douche Moccasins
Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al.
Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Examples of Douche Moccasins include:
$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.
ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.
Gators, worn for any reason
$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.
ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.
Gators, worn for any reason
Douche Moccasins by Bobotron March 24, 2010
Knockin' Moccasins
Indian sex (feather indians, not dot).
Otherwise known as "going native".
Both participants should be drunk, obviously.
Otherwise known as "going native".
Both participants should be drunk, obviously.
"On our camping trip Red Sitting Bull and Amanda spent the whole time knockin' moccasins in the tee pee."
"Hey Steve, why are you wearing a feather headdress and covered in dirt?" "Oh, Pocohontas and I had some firewater and were knockin' moccasins over behind the liquor store."
"Hey Steve, why are you wearing a feather headdress and covered in dirt?" "Oh, Pocohontas and I had some firewater and were knockin' moccasins over behind the liquor store."
Knockin' Moccasins by M and B September 28, 2013
Baby Moccasins
a moccasin made out of a baby. you slip your foot inside the rib cage, and the intestines are a nice touch as a shoe lace.
Johnny: "i just killed two babies and made these sweet moccasins!"
Tyler "SWEET! my mom is prego with quadruplets im about to have two new pairs of baby moccasins!"
Tyler "SWEET! my mom is prego with quadruplets im about to have two new pairs of baby moccasins!"
Baby Moccasins by urban.chic June 18, 2010
moccasins
Shoes for Indian wannabes. If you're not Native American, don't wear the shoes. UGLIEST SHOES U COULD EVER FIND!ONLY GAY GUYS WEAR THEM!