by Naddy Date October 12, 2012
A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney
"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney
Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"
by Frtyishawt December 6, 2012
If learning is difficult the learner will not want to waste time on tasks which appear Mitt Romney to their purpose.
by sbus November 10, 2012
by whittx July 29, 2012
Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep
Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.
Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.
Carpet Bagging serial loser Mitt Romney is going to move to Utah just so he can run for the senate. Hillary Clinton is the only other presidential loser that has lowered herself even further into the swamp creature willing to move to any shithole to cherry pick an open senate seat.
by Trayvon Simpson February 20, 2018
A sex act performed by two consenting adults, the "Mitt" sits on the toilet with their legs spread. The "Romney" then proceeds to urinate through the legs of the "Mitt" into the toilet bowl below.
I was surprised that I didn't get piss all over your genitals when we were doing the Mitt Romney last night, Michele Bachmann!
by pornado August 14, 2012
Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.
His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).
His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).
by JeffGannon August 14, 2012