Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to
C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby
Students: you mean miss carriage
Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Students: you mean miss carriage
Staff: *sobbing and crying*
by 7akeshi September 12, 2018
P1(girl):"So i heard you was talking about me,"
P2(boy)"I aint about to fight you, bro, miss me with it ✌✌."
P2(boy)"I aint about to fight you, bro, miss me with it ✌✌."
by mccenna_draze July 15, 2016
Pet name for the Republican Leader in the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.
"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.
"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.
Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."
Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.
Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.
by Paul Revere rides again July 14, 2011
The one girl who Brendon Urie never really told us about. He decided just to make out with her instead and wait until we had asked. All the stars shine on her skin and he holds his head up like he has an ego. Is there something wrong here?
Oh yeah.
Miss Jackson was a white pagan with black hair he had met at a party.
Don’t believe him. It was probably a strip club.
Oh yeah.
Miss Jackson was a white pagan with black hair he had met at a party.
Don’t believe him. It was probably a strip club.
Me: Have you met Miss Jackson?
Him: ooh, I bet she’s really hot
Me: nah, she’s probably a Miss Jackson that cheats with other men.
Him: ooh, I bet she’s really hot
Me: nah, she’s probably a Miss Jackson that cheats with other men.
by Jane Fairchild June 24, 2019
no matter what turns life takes, no matter how much time has passed, missing someone doesn't change anything. It's a statement with no expectation. Nothing else. Just know you are loved.
When all is silent, I'm Missing You
by #whileyoucan May 1, 2015
When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"
Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
by AJ2478 June 3, 2016
Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.