mis e 

A person that is blonde and ditzy that lacks the ability to understand rude things you say about them as long as you say it in a nice tone of voice or end the text with a smile =)

I texted mis e and said she was a ditzy, sleezy, dumb trick ass bitch =) and she came right over and gave me a blow job.

I got tired of explaining simple things to mis e so I told her to fuck off and she sent me nude pics.

The thing I love most about Mis e is you can tell her she is stupider then fuck with a smile on your face and she just thinks you want to fuck. When you fuck her she is too stupid to know which hole is the right one so you can just fuck them all.

mis e by How many light bulbs? April 4, 2009

MIS EN BOUTEILLE 

MIS EN BOUTEILLE: (“Meez on Bootay”)
In the French language “Mis En Bouteille” a noun meaning bottled, is used as an adjective to describe where a wine is bottled i.e (au Château) means "bottled at the estate", (a la Propriete) means "bottled at the property" and (dans nos Chais) means "bottled in our cellars".

In the Urban/Bebop Slang, the word serves as a double entendre and is a noun meaning “ a date of the ut-most intense pleasure that includes the consumption of fine wine or an intimate appointment with a person, one’s companion that is described as fine as wine.adjective The use of the word is usually formed from a question where the response indicate intent.i.e. A friend may ask, “ What are your plans for tonight? The response could be: Mis En Bouteille or I have a date with a lady who is Mis En Bouteille.

The use of the word is usually formed from a question where the response indicate intent.i.e. A friend may ask, “ What are your plans for tonight? The response could be: Mis En Bouteille or I have a date with a lady who is Mis En Bouteille au Château. Top flight or fine as wine.

MIS EN BOUTEILLE by Adu Jahmal April 8, 2008

Mis Error 

You get the Mis Error when you are masturbating and when you are about to cum the Mis error pops up and the semen goes back into your penis at light speed and stabs your testicles.

Sorry dude I cant go im in the hospital because I got the Mis Error.

Mis Error by Axysxte June 16, 2020

Mis-en-place 

A term in French cooking that translates to “put in place”
This means organize your ingredients

“He did his mis-en-place very well”

Mis-en-place by Vomitingseal1432 December 8, 2022

mis huevos en tu arroz 

slang term, huevos means eggs or testicles, en tu arroz means rice,there is a meal in south America called eggs on top of rice, "huevos en arroz", in this slang meaning "my balls on your rice"
when you don't believe something that somebody is telling you or denying something.

Oye que crees que me paso ayer? me gane la loteria, ay si... mis huevos en tu arroz.
Me prestas tu coche? no, mis huevos en tu arroz que te lo presto. = guess what? I won the lotery yesterday, Yeah right dude!
Can i borrow your car? no you got to be crazy if you think that's happening.

mis huevos en tu arroz by Chupapachito October 30, 2008

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones

I have a monkey in my pants.

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones!

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones by Ravensky December 14, 2005

Misery Chain 

A “Misery Chain” describes the "endless cycle" of bad parenting.

"Fucked up parents" create "fucked up kids" who grow up to have more fucked up kids of their own, which keeps the Misery Chain going on and on into the future.

"Misery Chains" are often created by selfish or stupid people with no insight or sense of ethics: playboys, players, skanks, sluts, floozies, druggies, crack heads, dark friends, beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls and trolls in general.

Wow, she created one “misery chain” having all those “screwed-up” kids by a bunch of different “screwed-up” guys.

Misery Chain by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013