Minge biscuit 

A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"

"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."

Minge biscuit by don leslie May 7, 2008

Minge Biscuit 

what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb

Don’t be a minge biscuit mate

Minge Biscuit by Cazaraghi November 5, 2020

minge biscuit 

(n): to be eaten by a pussy, like a biscuit. like bein pussywhipped but 500 times worse. your soul is usually swallowed into the chasms most capacious depths, which considering its size, soon after becomes strangley elusive...

"john is so pussy whipped its obscene. hes guna become a primetime minge biscuit if he dont put that bitch in her place."

minge biscuit by >>killer7<< March 7, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022