Minge biscuit 

A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"

"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."

Minge biscuit by don leslie May 7, 2008

Minge Biscuit 

what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb

Don’t be a minge biscuit mate

Minge Biscuit by Cazaraghi November 5, 2020

minge biscuit 

(n): to be eaten by a pussy, like a biscuit. like bein pussywhipped but 500 times worse. your soul is usually swallowed into the chasms most capacious depths, which considering its size, soon after becomes strangley elusive...

"john is so pussy whipped its obscene. hes guna become a primetime minge biscuit if he dont put that bitch in her place."

minge biscuit by >>killer7<< March 7, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008