Minched

To be in an intoxicated state of mind, as a result of alcohol or drugs.

Awww man, I was so fucking minched last night

by EvLeYe July 15, 2009

Minch

Minch is the medical definition for 'stretched anal passage'

Quick Doctor, send Dee Jay Lor straight to E.R, he is suffering from minch

by Nurse Jakki October 29, 2003

Minch

Man; a good man. Yiddish (German/Jewish) origin

Thanks for lending me that money, Jerry. You're a real "minch."

by Mac Johnsin March 16, 2006

Minching

It is when two men perform sounding with a double ended object (putting a smooth blunt object into the urethra) but also performing docking at the same time (interlocking each others penis with the foreskins.

the end result of a bad minch can be called a blood sausage.

I've been minching so hard with Tom all night, now I have the worst blood sausage.

by alright_dynamite January 2, 2012

Minch

A unit of length measurement defined as a tenth of a feter, which is equal to 2.5 cm and very close to an inch (2.54 cm). It's like a metric inch, hence its name. It's a compromise unit between imperial and metric systems.

I'm 7 fets 5 minches tall, aka 75 minches aka 7.5 feters.

by PragmaticProgress November 30, 2019

minch

A cheeky mischevious person, normally quite small in stature.

You little minch!

by MrXXDictionaryXX March 9, 2011

Minch

1. Pimp / 2. One who plays with females

eg. "4 girls? You minchin their mate"

by Godd October 25, 2003