Milton keynes 

A city in England. Home of the concreate Cows, lots of trees and a friggin awesome shopping center, PLUS many amazing people who all love Nigerians

"Im off to Milton Keynes next week end"
"Oh? How utterly amazing! Say hi to the Cows for me."

Milton keynes by A box of Crackers Please February 8, 2010

Milton Keynes 

A great borough, located between London an Birmingham and comprising of the towns Bletchley, Wolverton, Stony Stratford and Newport Pagnell. Ignorant outsiders often mock MK, mistaking it as just the shopping centre and crying because a simple grid system is too hard for their special little brains.

Most people are jealous of Milton Keynes, resorting to abusing a place where people live, You'd think they had better things to do? A main focus when "slaggin off" MK is that we lack history, seeing as we are a NEW town I believe the enigma at bletchley park, the birth of the phrase "cock and bull story" and the ROMAN, yes roman, villa's at Bancroft are a start for history.

MK can also boast many lakes, woodland areas, parks and an extensive redway system. Pubs and Clubs are also in abundance, with many on canal side or overlooking pleasant views. There are things to do for everyone, for example, an indoor ski slope, two multiplex cinemas (one being the first in Europe) a theatre, many leisure centres, the national hockey stadium, the national badminton centre, stadium:MK, the bowl, an indoor ice rink, (with a hockey team that has won the English Premier Ice Hockey League 5 seasons running) a theme park for children, a wakeboarding centre as well as a vast selection of restaurants set in amazing scenery and much more.

Basically, the people who live here love it and are happy to live here. You people who want to slag it off don't live here, you don't have to come here (oh but you do for our great shopping) so just get a life. :D

Example:
ignorant outsider: "My brain cannot cope with the simple fact that up and left is the same as left and up!"
Person from MK: It's just a grid system
ignorant outsider: "Well, Milton Keynes has... no... soul... yes, soul.
Person from MK: Jealous much?

Milton Keynes by Sam JB January 12, 2008

Milton keynes 

A place located between London and Birmingham Which has postcode gangs but only gang on job are m4 & 614 otherwise b3 are wet and reece checkz gets tormented by yr7s and nerds.

Milton Keynes is a full of ugly cunts bruv

Milton keynes by L.krayz March 19, 2019

Milton Keynes college 

The most shithoused college in the UK.

Yo look at that retard over there, he prob goes Milton Keynes college

Milton Keynes college by catalyte May 17, 2021

milton keynes academy 

The shittest school in Milton Keynes ! Everyone that teaches there are neeks , half the girls there are (pregnant) ahahah

Person 1: you stole my chicken nuggets innit fam

Person 2: nah it was the nittys at Milton Keynes academy

milton keynes academy by mkSuxks December 22, 2018

Milton Keynes Dongs 

the new name of Franchise FC. Milton Keynes are the first ever English town to STEAL a place in the football league instead of earning it through promotion.

The Milton Keynes Dongs are clubkilling cnuts.

Milton Keynes Dongs by AFCW July 1, 2004

Milton Keynes Hardman

Abbreviation: MK Hardman

A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:

1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape

Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.

Further information will be added as we coin the term further.

“Ooooop, here comes a Milton Keynes hardman”

“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”

Milton Keynes Hardman by MK Hardman Studies Institute January 27, 2024