milkshake cop

A cop who portrays themself as a victim of anti-cop bias but in reality made the story up for sympathy & attention bc they are a loser LARPing as a tough guy.

My aunt sent me the news story about the cop whose coffee cup was labeled “Pig” at Starbucks so I had to tell her he was a Milkshake Cop who was trying to get a trans barista fired.

milkshake cop by Chase Insteadman June 16, 2020

Copenhagen Milk Shake 

This is where a girl gives you a blow job while you are chewing tobacco. Then when she is about to swallow your cum you spit out your lip in her mouth and she swallows the chewing tobacco along with your cum.

Copenhagen Milk Shake

Copenhagen Milk Shake by AndrewDiceClay April 29, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004