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Miles Kane 

Guitarist, singer, lover of Alex Turner. Lovely man. God save Moiles Kane. IMPORTANT: he's not just Alex Turners sidechick, he's someone himself. He has real feelings, and makes real music. And it's fucking insane!
Person one: 'Who's Alex Turners boyfriend?

Person two: 'Fuck off, Miles Kane is more than that.'
Person one: 'Oh, I'll give him a listen.'

Miles Kane 

When your girl falls asleep and you are still feeling a bit horny , you simply treat your self to a 'Miles Kane'. Which is giving your self a hand shandy with said girls hand whilst she is asleep. Just like famous Scouse musician Miles Kane is known to do.
Dave: 'did you pull last night?'
Bill: 'na, the stupid bitch fell asleep so I had to treat myself to Miles Kane'
Dave: 'Fair one!, you know what they say. Do as Miles Kane does'
Bill: 'Damn straight'
Miles Kane by BainseyBrains September 27, 2014

Miles fucking Kane 

A scouse musician,

Who is the most perfect person on this earth he’s so perfect. he’s beautiful at the guitar, his energy on stage is other worldly, he pulled Alex Turner (lead singer of arctic monkeys), he’s the most gorgeous person, great personality, is besties with Lana Del Ray, was in a band with Matt Helders (drummer of arctic monkeys) and Graham Coxon (guitarist of blur )(the jaded hearts club) pretty hands, makes stunning music, ONEE MANNN BANDDD, has brilliant music taste, looks like he gives the best hugs ever, has the most contagious and life giving laugh ever, AND he can pull off a buzz cut.
“MILES MILES MILES FUCKING KANE”
Who the fuck is that?”
Are you dumb or something he’s the most perfect guy in the world.”
Miles fucking Kane by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023