Miles Kane

Referred to as the mod apprentice and love child of paul mccartney and liam gallagher. One of the best performers about with the greatest wardrobe

Miles Kane is the saviour of guitar music

Miles Kane by LeeeB November 25, 2013

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Miles Kane

Guitarist, singer, lover of Alex Turner. Lovely man. God save Moiles Kane. IMPORTANT: he's not just Alex Turners sidechick, he's someone himself. He has real feelings, and makes real music. And it's fucking insane!

Person one: 'Who's Alex Turners boyfriend?

Person two: 'Fuck off, Miles Kane is more than that.'
Person one: 'Oh, I'll give him a listen.'

Miles Kane by Flowerpower9524 May 29, 2019

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Miles Kane

When your girl falls asleep and you are still feeling a bit horny , you simply treat your self to a 'Miles Kane'. Which is giving your self a hand shandy with said girls hand whilst she is asleep. Just like famous Scouse musician Miles Kane is known to do.

Dave: 'did you pull last night?'
Bill: 'na, the stupid bitch fell asleep so I had to treat myself to Miles Kane'
Dave: 'Fair one!, you know what they say. Do as Miles Kane does'
Bill: 'Damn straight'

Miles Kane by BainseyBrains September 27, 2014

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Miles fucking Kane

A scouse musician,

Who is the most perfect person on this earth he’s so perfect. he’s beautiful at the guitar, his energy on stage is other worldly, he pulled Alex Turner (lead singer of arctic monkeys), he’s the most gorgeous person, great personality, is besties with Lana Del Ray, was in a band with Matt Helders (drummer of arctic monkeys) and Graham Coxon (guitarist of blur )(the jaded hearts club) pretty hands, makes stunning music, ONEE MANNN BANDDD, has brilliant music taste, looks like he gives the best hugs ever, has the most contagious and life giving laugh ever, AND he can pull off a buzz cut.

“MILES MILES MILES FUCKING KANE”
“Who the fuck is that?”
“Are you dumb or something he’s the most perfect guy in the world.”

Miles fucking Kane by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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