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migration time

migration time is the length of time required for a flatulent to migrate from the turdholder, out through whatever clothing is present, to be experienced by awaiting noses.---Migration time is greatly affected by types and layers of clothing. For instance, a very baggy shorts, or kilts, allow for very short migration time. It is believed that Albert Einstein's initial theory of relativity somehow involved migration time from a monks robe.
Due to Gilberto's migration time misjudgement, everyone in the elevator thought he shit his pants.
by scottoff November 7, 2007
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