midget's fists

Extraordinarily large nipples. Atleast 1/2" in diameter and 1/2" protrusion even in the unaroused state.

"WOW! She had nipples the size of midget's fists"

by Bret Austin September 11, 2004

midget fist

To punch someone in the balls

If that dude doesn't shut up, I'm going to midget fist him and make him wish he had.

by Judas April 07, 2005

midget fist

When a woman has large erect nipples.

Wow those girls tits look like midget fists.

by earn7 November 19, 2008

Midget fist

A hard lump of feces that you are struggling to hold inside your anus.

I have to shit so bad, it's like a midget fist punching my back door.

by CheetoFTW June 13, 2017

Midget fists

A really cute sexy girl that is fun to talk to and that is hot as a beach

That girl has some Midget fists

by cooooooooooooooooooooolllstooo February 20, 2012