middle school bitch 

A girl in middle school who is a bitch.

"Ugh, she seems like such a middle school bitch."

middle school bitch by duhh💁👀 May 12, 2015

middle school basic bitch 

poor cats

lokai bracelets

discovery of padded bras

bath and body works

converse

adidas

nike air forces

vineyard vines sweatshirts

lululemon

has an odd fascination with slime

bbw instagram accounts

slime instagram accounts

1000 followers on instagram

on every photo, even if it doesnt show their face, the comments are the following:
- "sc 😍"
- "cutie!"
- "slayy"
- "bff 😍😍"
- "so cute 💕💕"
- "tag?"
- "soo prettyyy 😍😍😍💕💕💕"
etc.

dates a new guy every month

daddys girl

teachers pet

in every picture they put a hand in front of their face

in every picture they do this weird pouty face smile to make their lips look bigger

master at arching their back

mirror pics with flash on snapchat

dog filter

mistaken snapchat with musical.ly and post a video of themself lip syncing on their story with the flower crown filter

suck in while taking beach pics

fruit bowls

vsco

vanilla bean frappes at starbucks

lets not forget pumpkin spice

nearly every white middle school has a middle school basic bitch

middle school basic bitch by toofine August 27, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016