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A chick with a face so busted it looks like it was cooked in a microwave.
Ew, that chick look like she got down syndrome & look at that grill! That bitch a microwave!
by Kamen BTJ August 22, 2007
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Used to heat up or reheat your meals like pizza. Using a wave from called microwaves it likes to shake the water molecules around to heat up the food/beverage very hastily. Once tried cooking a cookie in the microwave for 2 minutes. It was cold and sounded reasonable. I soon found out I was VERY wrong and was left with something that resembles something of ash.
Open the microwave by gripping the handle and tugging. Place beverage (item) and select the amount of time to cook for. You can also set a timer by selecting "timer" and typing in the time.
by Emmennater May 30, 2019
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girl: want to play siege?
other girl: microwave, ill be on in 5
by microwave im gay April 16, 2020
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A tiny version of an oven but better
Person: Frozen pizza yum.

Microwave: beep beep beep beeeep
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
BEEP BEEP BEEP

Person: Ah yes it is finished. Time for vibe.
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This is a machine made by the aliens so we can eat the yummy kittens and other things and heat stuff up
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by KraginMxr June 08, 2020
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