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magic boxes where cold food goes in, hot food comes out, and don't anger the machine-spirt with metal
I put a fork in the microwave and it got angry with me.
by BSroot December 13, 2019
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Person who constantly chats with women but doesn't get any sex from them. Used to refer to them as warming up food (the women) for other people
Man 1: Oh yeah, I've seen him talk to a lot of women, he must be getting a lot of pussy
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.
by HotChilliIceCubes April 11, 2015
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Olive Garden Hr: "How fast can you cook food?"
Microwave beeps
HR: you're hired.
by Zip zoom September 28, 2019
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microwaves be like:MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP *JUMBLED SOUND* BEEP *DEMON SUMMONING* BEEP
man my microwave is super fucking loud at night and i just want my Hot Pocket
by i love maffins October 23, 2019
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