Micro$hit

A way to diss Microsoft (or Micro$oft)... derrr...

"Microsoft? More like Micro$hit!"

"Micro$hit sucks ass! Bill Gates is evil!"

by Nsider May 24, 2004

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Micro$hit

A rendition of the word "Microsoft" used by wannabe-hackers and computer luddites the world over.

"i woz using micro$hit windoze, da shame"

by !MNc99 March 24, 2005

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Micro$hit • microshit • Microhitler • Microshite • microshit fanboy • Microhit • Microshit Idiot Exploder • Microshit Losedows • Micro$oft • Microbitch

microchip

Being vaccinated for covid-19 (ie having a microchip inserted in you by Bill Gates)

Person 1: Hey bro, when are you getting microchipped
Person 2: Never, I don't want to be controlled by Bill Gates

by Dr. Fauci April 30, 2021

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Micronites

Imaginary "little-people" or "micro-people" that psychotics claim to see or hear.

The assassin that killed John Lennon, Mark D. Chapman, fantasized that he was King over the "Micronites" that lived in his walls.

by Rosskopf December 20, 2013

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microshit fanboy

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

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Microphice

Slang for microphone. A mix of the words microphone and device.

Yo! My man tore it up on the microphice last night.

Dexter: I was on my computer last night and Monique invited me to chat, but I couldn't hear anything.
Marco: She's so stupid.
Dexter: I know. How's she gonna try to voice chat without plugging in her microphice?

by Black Assazzin April 7, 2009

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