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Mexicanus Erectus 

Noun, singular referring to Mexican career criminals who start fistfights at the slightest perceived offense.
"Sick graffiti, homes. That Mexicanus Erectus got pissed off."

Mexicanium 

An element not yet on the periodic table, Mexicanium is the tough substance that lines the bones of all Mexican boxers.

Similar to Adamantium, this element is four times stronger than titanium, but weighs less than human bone mass.

While most Mexicans have trace elements of this nearly unbreakable material, it is particularly pronounced in Mexican boxers, wrestlers, poets, political leaders and revolutionaries.
Did you see how Antonio Margarito took all those punches to his head and still beat Miguel Cotto? It's because his entire skeleton is laced with Mexicanium.
Mexicanium by E.P. Sato August 28, 2008

mexicanime 

1. Art by hispanic artists that has been influenced by japanese comics and animation. Sometimes has a graffiti influence as well.
2. Contrived, uninspired crap.
Humberto Ramos and Damion Scott both have a very mexicanime style of drawing.

mexicanpussy 

The best kind you will ever find the only kinda that will ever do for that crazy Gringo Stu
Hey Dan you know that Gringo Stu he sure was right that Mexicanpussy is outasight
mexicanpussy by GringoStu August 16, 2018

mexicanitis 

Illness in which one finds themself being in constant need of a siesta. Other symptoms include patient repeatedly saying "so tired, so sleepy..." as well as foul body odour.
John contracted Mexicanitis while on vacation to Puerto Vallarta. He missed his flight home.

MexicanMurader 

When two people are in the act of intercourse while out in the middle of the scorching hot desert. (Preferably both sweaty grease balls)
Lynda and Ed attempted the mexicanmurader in Death Valley today but failed due to lack of hydration and (moisturizer).