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mexican key

we use mexican credit card it better than that old brick.
hay amigo are you haveing trouble using mexican key??
Try my mexican credit card, me madre gave this old thing to me, said it was mexican law .
mexican credit card is good for many things ( house key car key) use it at 7-11 after midnight.

PS if U see gringo policeman keep ur hands out of your pockets they no understand every mexican has BIG credit cards!!!!
mexican key by itichie_nocanpo September 7, 2006

Mexican Master Key

I accidentally left my keys in my car, so I had to use the Mexican Master Key to get them out.

Mexican Car Keys 

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally.
You just need some Mexican Car Keys to own whatever car you want.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026