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Metronoming 

The act of flexing one's penis while still inside ones partner, like the arm of a metronome.
I was metronoming my gf last night so much that she giggled like a choirgirl.
Metronoming by Rhoniem February 1, 2017

Metronomic 

A term which describes a musical performer who is perfectly to time and plays in a robotic fashion. This includes but is not limited to piano players.
The piano part of Bohemian Rhapsody is absolutely incredible. The way Freddie Mercury plays it is metronomic.
Metronomic by TN Recording October 25, 2014

Metronomical 

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.
My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.
Metronomical by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018

metronomicalistical 

shut ur metronomicalistical (beautiful) ass up

metronemic 

to be rhythmically deficient.
"The drummer was metronemic" "The dude had some licks, but was quite metronemic."
metronemic by crl713 April 12, 2024

metronemic 

a person who is rhythmically deficient.
That drummer was really metronemic.

Sorry about that chorus dudes, I just became metronemic, after that drum roll.
What her dance, she is metronemic!
metronemic by crl713 April 25, 2024