methinition 

An attempt to define a word while under the influence of amphetamine

See also: Ball Tongue

Only a tweaker can give you the correct methinition

methinition by TwistedXion86 May 16, 2018

Methinition 

Attempting to define a word while under the influence of amphetamine
SEE ALSO: Ball Tongue

He doesn't know the methinition of the word TWEEKER

Methinition by TwistedXion86 May 16, 2018

mehfinition 

Due to the fact that there are thirty-seven pages on Urban Dictionary of definitions for the word "meh" as this is being written, mehfinition is a word now.

Christ, so many mehfinitions... I'll upload mine anyway.

mehfinition by Bernard McGraw March 21, 2010