metamorrow

the day after tomorrow

meta; after
morrow; tomorrow

"Dude we should totally go to the park metamorrow!"

metamorrow by goofygoober12345 January 20, 2025

Metamorrow

The day after tomorrow

Im excited for the concert metamorrow

Metamorrow by yapper20 January 20, 2025

Metamorrow

The day after tomorrow

Im excited for the concert metamorrow

Metamorrow by yapper20 January 20, 2025

metamorrow

the day after tomorrow

meh • tuh • maa • row

meta; after
morrow; tomorrow

“Im so excited for the concert metamorrow!”

metamorrow by yapper20 January 20, 2025

metamorsolace 

Metamorsolace is best described as that crazy shit you cook up in your head to make you feel better after breaking up with someone. For instance, when friend's say shit to console you like "everything happens for a reason," thinking that their shit is original and a magic cure for your sorry, lonely, single ass; YOU, in turn, begin to come up with your own metaphors for describing your misery. It is in this process, that by bullshitting yourself, you manage to make yourself believe that something out of your control is the reason why you got dumped. i.e. "life is a journey, not an endpoint......sometimes there are potholes on the path, but there's still a path." Usually this thought process occurs most often while drinking (like me now) and it provides a momentary vacation from your single-life reality which is more appropriately described as pathetic. (excuse me miss, I'll have just one more beer thanks.)

Therapist to patient: "I'd like you to try and metamorsolize your feelings and get that shit out. Just let it out. Tell me about that crazy bitch that ruined your life but refer to her as a pothole on the road of life and this happened for a higher reason"

Friend to Friend: "I joined a yoga class!" Friend back to Friend "Fuck off, I'm in metamorsolace right now you insensitive prick"

metamorsolace by Row Bear April 26, 2013

metahorror 

The new genre of horror that surpasses the previous one of simplistic scares. This genre messes with the idea that what you think is natural is the expected and in metahorror, expect the unexpected.

A: "I guess now it would be twitter, that would make more sense"
B: "A bunch of articulate teens sit around and deconstruct horror movies, until Ghostface kills them one by one. Its been done to death. The whole self-aware, post modern metahorror shit. Stick a fork in 1996 already."
A: "I like the stab movies, they're scarier. Its not aliens or zombies or little asian ghost girls. There is something real about a guy with a knife who just... snaps, it could really happen."

metahorror by Scre4ming4more October 18, 2011