A beautiful scenic island located in the center of Lake Washington, full of friendly, but wealthy people who own your daddies business. Don't get too jealous.
Oh shit, I wish I lived on Mercer Island so I wouldn't have to eat CORNBREAD again tonight!
by richard rich May 10, 2005
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An island in proximity to Seattle, Bellevue, and many other Western Washington cities. While rumored to be a stuck-up, rich community, it actually is filled with nice, oftentimes middle-class families. It just goes to show that stereotypes are not always accurate. In fact, more often than not, they are far from it.

And football teams aren't the sole factor in determining a school's greatness. For those of you who do not know.
Insert name of Generic Ignorant person here: LULZ M-EYE SUKKS! MERCER ISLAND IZ FO RICHH FAGBAGZ!

Me: ...Way to stereotype.
Loser.
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An island located on Lake Washington. There's a high school that other than better funding is like every other high school ever. Someday the MIHS graduates and their rivals will look back on this page and laugh and/or wonder why they ever cared so much about arbitrary rivalries. Just like I'm doing right now.
None of you are going to care about Mercer Island or its high school 4 years from now. Enjoy the ride and don't be douches to each other.
by 007gradclass February 8, 2011
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A land brought down from heaven into a lake situated between Seattle and Bellevue. This fantasy among subburban paradises is home to some of the most kind hearted and ebullient people i know. This 13 mile round, foot shaped island is also home to one of the 5 richest people in the world, Paul Allen, and Brad Pitt is proud to be an islander. Bill Gates lives in Medina, aka the land of the scary little peep who pop out of bushes if you try and go there. Mercer Island, an affluent society raises its children to become the next stars of America. The high school, praised by God himself, sends students to practically every Ivy-League school in america, can bellevue say that? No. The school also boasts state champion teams and KingoChamps anually. Sure football sucks but atleast Mercer Island isnt known for the best male butt tapping sport in the state.
My name is Taj, from far east and even i have heard of mercer island, where the beauties of the west are born. Suck my COCK Bellevue!
by Jacob Glickman January 24, 2008
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The greatest island on earth. A typical islander has money, looks, class and the Mercedes to back it up. It's true that we are just more wealthy than everyone else, but when people tell us that "Money doesn't buy happiness", we just smile to ourselves because we know that's just a lie we tell Bellevue and Newport so they don't riot. We're not stuck up, we just know that we're better than you. To sum it up, the crown jewel of Lake Washington will always be a haven for the best of high society, the bosses of the big companies, and the classiest, most beautiful ladies you will ever meet.

Note: With money comes expensive alcohol and fashionable drugs, so we know how to hold our liquor and master our highs just as well as any trailer park-ho from Renton. Don't for a minute be fooled by our refined style, we're always up for a good time.
Aspire to live on Mercer Island.
Once an Islander, always an Islander.
by Tommy Tutone October 1, 2007
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Home of roughly 22,000 people as of 2006 who are generally more wealthy than other parts of western Washington. Mercer Island teenage males typically wear a collared shirt, a backwards baseball cap with a wide brim and some khaki pants. Mercer Island teenage females generally wear Abercrombie and Fitch, Juicy Couture, Coach, and anything else expensive that their Father can buy for them. Anyone that deals marijuana on Mercer Island typically is never a dealer, but a "middleman" who gets from an actual dealer in Seattle. Many doctors and lawyers inhabit Mercer Island, although their is a small percentage of the island that is middle class. Mercer Island Police are always trying to bash on kids from anywhere because they have nothing better to do because the kids on Mercer Island are too stuck up to cause any trouble.
"Hey man, Mercer Island is a really easy place to break into someone's house. Let's go break into someone's house and steal their valuables."
by Ropearoni April 13, 2006
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A bunch of rich Jews spending their parents money. They seem to be unbelievably mediocre at every sport every single year. If they weren't so Jewish, they would perhaps spend money on sucking less.
person 1: dude that person sucks at everything
person 2: Ya they go to Mercer Island
person 1: oh now it makes sense
by unbelievablejoke March 2, 2009
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