Merb

The noise a baby turtle makes.

When the turtle felt threatened, he let out a high-pitched "Merb"

by That-Random-Teen April 13, 2015

Merb

Defines everything around us and nothing around us....it affects everything including your cereal to your dental appointments...merb may touch you, cause amnesia, or infiltrate your body for body parts such as your cornea...protect your children

"Merb is upon us..."
"Merb touched me today, i felt enhanced"
"Dont touch that, Merb may punish you..."
"My child was touched by Merb last night...her cornea's are gone..."

by Merbman.. September 27, 2009

merb

a feeling of "not wanting to do"ness and tired/boredom

Oh merb, i dont wanna do anything today

by dahved dahvries October 16, 2010

MERB

Murdering Every Rabies Baby.

A common expression for gay persons nowadays is MERB, A.K.A. "Murdering Every Rabies Baby."

by neprona January 28, 2022

merb

a merb is another word for mate

y'orite merb where we going tonight?

matefriendbuddypal

by p.liddy August 6, 2009

merb

Management verb. A word that is used as a substitute for action but that is intended to give the (mistaken) impression that action has or will take place.

Empower, synergise, collaborate, engage, converge, govern, brain-storm, strategise, leverage and carriage are examples of merbs.

by FalseProphet February 10, 2007

Merb

A merb is a small rodent like creature, it squeaks stupidity out loud and is a narcissistic little thing. Unintelligent, weak, and an annoying pest that's really hard to get rid of. You can find documentaries about merbs on youtube @ merb34st channel.

Dammit, I have a merb infestation! These bastards keep bull shitting in my cabinets.

by _n_i_n_j_a_cat June 4, 2019