Merbae 

Noun: 1. One's self needs to be in the Ocean, Beach, or on a Boat/Yacht/WaveRunner/Jetski fulfilling their need to be seen in a bikini.

2. Lounging around the entire day in a Bikini without actually using it for Water Sports or Sunbathing, or actually getting it wet.

3. The need to have your "Buns out" even if the sun's not.
Verb: Feeling the need to act as a bikini-wearing, sun-loving, but actually isn't getting in the water being.

When I grow up I want to be a merbae and take cute pictures for my instagram followers and do tiktoks in my kinis with my merbae mates.

Stop copying all my Merbae tiktoks Karen, youre never going to get as many views as me!

Put the Whiteclaw down and start merbaeing like your mates Chet.

Merbae by thesaltybabe April 21, 2020

Merble 

A state of relative nothingness, boredom, frustration, or just general existence for which there is no adequate substitute. Merbling can be an action, as well as an adjective, or a general conversation filler, as well as noun (merbler). There are many forms of merble, but all involve similar, unexciting emotions.

"Man, about ten minutes into that 3-hour lecture, I was merbling hard, it only got worse from there"

"Dude, your 30 minutes late!" "Merble!"

"I went on a date with that girl, but she was too much of a merbler, so I bailed."

Merble by arbjay November 29, 2012

merber 

9 cool guys and one gay dude named Eamon

Person 1: “Wow I love the Merbers!”
Person 2: “Yea but that Eamon guy is a faggot”
Person 2: “Lmao so true!!”

merber by Burko327 March 31, 2022

Merbama 

50% mermaid (merman, technically), 50% Barack Obama, 100% awesome.

Person1: "Girl, you won't believe what I saw at the beach today! MERBAMA!"

Person2: "You crazy."

Merbama by Morewood6E December 20, 2009

merbaderb 

A bumbling oaf.. a complete bumblefuck. One who cannot chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. They usually sport a dopey expression and have poor hygiene. They can be male or female . They are dumb as a box of hammers.

My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?

merbaderb by Willie shaverpus November 10, 2022

MerBear Sausage 

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.

What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.

MerBear Sausage by Drobs December 21, 2010

Merble 

To Ramble, going on and on about nothing.

"Quit your Merbling or I'll drive this car right into oncoming traffic, I SWEAR TO GOD!!"

Merble by Robert Beickert December 3, 2004