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A merb is a small rodent like creature, it squeaks stupidity out loud and is a narcissistic little thing. Unintelligent, weak, and an annoying pest that's really hard to get rid of. You can find documentaries about merbs on youtube @ merb34st channel.
Dammit, I have a merb infestation! These bastards keep bull shitting in my cabinets.
by _n_i_n_j_a_cat June 4, 2019
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