meowlimony Share definition Flag When your g/f leaves you and takes the cats, she gets meowlimony. Man, it was great living with Sharon and the cats but after she broke up with me she got meowlimony. Sucks to be me I guess. meowlimony by starvie January 10, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the meowlimony mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch