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Merungerie 

Mispronunciation of menagerie. Usually pronounced this way if you're a lemon.
I SEE YOU'VE MADE IT PAST OUR LEMON..... MMMMMMMERUNGERIE
Merungerie by Teh_Danz0r March 18, 2013

melungeon 

The Melungeons are people from the Appalachians and the south. They are of triracial origin and possibly more. They have been found to be of European, Indian and in some cases African heritage. They are believed to also be of Turkish descent. They are truely mixed people and a remarkable representation of Americans. Some famous Melungeons include Elvis Presly, Abe Lincoln, and Tom Hanks. They generally appear white, but are of mixed heritage.
I'm a Melungeon so race does not mean much to me. I'm a melange/mix/mutt. I am what I am.
melungeon by Eric Platt October 17, 2007

Anal Meninges

Anal Meninges, derived from the french word Anoose, meaning bottom; and "Men-In-Cages" meaning sexy times. Anal meninges were first discovered in Ottawa in 2008 during a routine rectal exam. This ailment has found to affect men and women from the ages of 18-62. Found largely in men it presents itself with symptoms similar to syphilis. Allowed to run uncheck Anal Meninges will fully develop into its full form which includes:

-a milky discharge from the nose,
-bloody fingernails,
-the inability to speak using vowels,
-and general cluster fuckation.

Women will also find the symptom deemed "child-birth" to be quite common. In late January 2009, Anal Meninges was found to have jumped to horses when a horse at Mt. Ste Anne was seen "losing his shit" and stomped an elderly midget to death. Treatments for Anal Meninges are still being looked at, but so far nothing has been found. The only options for people affected by this ailment should do the following;
- try not to look up
-invest in some type of diaper
-wear a toque under a hat
-apply ointment to testicles.In the unlikely event that testicles are not present, apply liberally to shoulders due to the similarity in biology.
-shake, and then proceed to bake.
-park at stop signs for 2-3 hours.
-try not to look down.

The lack of funding for the Research of Fundings For Anal Meninges has caused this disease to run un-checked. If you have seen anyone with the following symptoms please consult a physician, or a priest, or someone who has strong opinions;
-talking in circles
-frothing at the chin
- suffering from allansmumsawhore -15%-35% increase in anal leakage
-using douche as shaving cream
-waiting in line
-flatulating bloodily
-starting sentences backwards
-unusually large sideburns extending to the waist
-pretending to be Jose Conseco
-Pulling a door clearly marked "Push"
-A cluster, best described as "broccoli-like", forming on the rectum
-wearing tapered pants
-refuting the existence of anal meninges

THIS HAS BEEN DEEMED HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS, do not approach anyone with these symptoms, they will go Jackie Chan on your ass.
Allan's mother has a bad case of anal meninges, take a look at that
Anal Meninges by Dr. Die Lawn March 8, 2009

melungeons 

An ethnic group living deep in the southern Appalachian Mountains that decends from 16th century Turks dropped off somewhere in the Carolinas by Sir Francis Drake, were joined by portugese pirates and others including Jews and Moors escaping the Spanish Inquizition, and intermarried with various Native American tribes as they migrated inland. They were later joined by escaped African- American slaves and others. It is also said that they partly decended from the lost colony of Roanoke, having spoke in Elizabethan english as late as the 20th century. Many were eventually assimilated into the predomminantly English/Scotch-Irish domminated Appalachian culture.
Melungeons are amongst the longest settled non-inigenous people in North America. When the first British settlers came from the Eastern Seaboard, they refered to themselves as "Portugee," which goes back to their Portugese origins.
melungeons by Miskatonic Jack 2 January 24, 2007

meninged 

Mal Meninga's younger brother Bevan was convicted for killing his girlfriend on the Gold Coast in Australia. In his defence he said he was so drunk that he didn't know what he was doing. The term "meninged" refers to being so drunk you don't know what you are doing.
Let's go to a nightclub and get "meninged". He was so "meninged" he couldn't stand up.
meninged by Tim Lawrence May 21, 2008
Noun (minin′jēz)

1. One of the coverings of the brain - the mater.

2. SOME SORT OF EXOTIC FRUIT!!
SO... lets move onto the next Meninge...
(laughter)
What... is it some sort of exotic fruit?
Meninge by Medic91 November 25, 2010