Something that watches you from the dark side of the room. The thing that comes as your focused on your phone looking at pointless memes. If you look at the corner of the room, you will see it, but once your eyes dilate to the darkness of your cold, but hot room, its gone only to come again when you look away.
I noticed a tall dark figure in the corner of my room. Must be my Meme Demon.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.