melty man

For the men: Do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants.

He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.

He kills a man's erection.

First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."

Patrick: I don't need any more theories about the melty m--

Jeff: Or he will come.

Steve: And you won't

Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!

Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

melty man by Mrs. Davenport February 6, 2004

Meaty man hole

A vagina that is fat and puffy and has extra meat that hangs in excess and resembles pastrami or roast beef

When she took off her panties that meaty man hole looked like a double stuffed pastrami sammich.
#meaty #meatsammich #shestrami #meatymanhole

Meaty man hole by The real WrongWay December 31, 2016

Meaty Mancotti 

The aftermath of a nightlong sexual encounter with a yeast infected vagina

Even though I knew I'd have a Meaty Mancotti there was no resisting a crack at that pussy

Meaty Mancotti by anklespankspermbank September 24, 2009

mely mangual

swagga, extreme G status, hood reppa for the ladies

nicki minaj, trina, hood bitches, mely mangual

mely mangual by carla couture September 16, 2010

meaty Manhattan 

The act of doing doggy style and placing the beloved manhattan dish on the back of your partner and letting it slide down her back to where it meets her ass crack and your beer belly and eating it.

Yea Dave, me and ole Barb tried the Meaty Manhattan last night and it was scrumptious, GOBBLESS.

meaty Manhattan by FUDDUSSY February 13, 2023