melon drop

To flick a woman's (or man's) breasts with the index fingers.

Also the act of lifting and then dropping two breasts while yelling "melon drop." It happens more commonly to women (or men) with big breasts.

Can also be known as 'double bean dip.'

You know Stacey, that chick with the huge knockers? Mike melon dropped her the other day, and she almost killed him for touching her 'moneymakers.'

melon drop by Fieldstonvirgo April 20, 2009

drop a melon 

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.

"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"

drop a melon by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025

droppin melons 

To drop melons is a euphemism for smokin some of the ol weed

Person 1: eyyyy boy what up
person 2: gonna drop some melons toniiiight

Mother: dafuq u doin son
Kid: hey mummy, just droppin melons

droppin melons by kebabmuncher June 23, 2016