meelings 

A term used to describe a mans feelings.

I hurt zac's meelings when i called him a nerd.

meelings by shuyin84 July 29, 2009

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014

Ba Meetings 

"Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.

Hey, McNuggets! When are the next Ba Meetings scheduled for?

Ba Meetings by Probably . . . November 22, 2013

Meetings 

An old tradition used by people to gather before the creation of the Internet.

Back in the 1900s, people would gather in meetings to solve problems. But once the Internet was invented, there was no need. Although for many years, stupid people would still find them to be important.

Meetings by adventurini April 27, 2015

memelings 

a group of semi close friends who their sole purpose of speaking to each other is to spread dank memes through instagram or twitter mostly. no one ever leaves the group, even if people had relationships, broke up, moved on, etc.

"why are you still in that direct message group chat with your ex from freshman year?"
"cause no matter what, they are still my memelings"

memelings by 127582796947 July 25, 2017

meekings 

A word used to describe those who are alternative/hippyish and may posess a moon-shaped face.* They are not open-minded or tolerant.

*Treat these people with severe trepidation.

''She's such a Meekings!''

meekings by Ellen-Grace June 13, 2008

meeklings 

1) the last remnants of weed from the bag. The ones you wish there were more of. The sad last pile you look at, and gather with your thumb.

2) green pixie dust.

3) marijuana

No man. I'm just looking at the meeklings. It's all that's left. Need more.

meeklings by mr.freshsqueeze November 27, 2011