mediyoker
Da level of results dat da farmer in da famous "200 dachshund" Sprint ad got who had bulk-ordered giant-sized cattle to be paired in wooden draft-animal-attachment assemblies.
Unless you use a Sprint-brand cell phone wif clear static-free sound and a picture-screen to order yer livestock, you might end up wif "mediyoker" results --- i.e., dozens of tiny wiener-dogs all cluelessly blinking up at you in mild puzzlement after either having widely-encircling lassos plop down nearly or being placed on da ground within da huge wagon-hauling hoops --- rather than enormous powerful horned o-x-e-n to properly harness up and use to pull yer heavy hay-carts.
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