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medium lit 

Somewhere between able to drive and vomiting in your shirt so no one sees. Possibly able to drive a short distance safely even though you shouldn't. A BAC between the ranges 0.06 and 0.10.
Katie: Were you trashed last night when you ran over that deer?
Brad: I was medium lit. Otherwise I would have pulled over and made a tuxedo out of the carcass and ran around with it.
Katie: Oh that's great! Glad you are OK!
medium lit by DixieWreckedMLNJ January 1, 2017

mediumling 

A small often devius looking fella, usuelly out stealling valuables from humans.
Guy 1: “A thief stole my silver ware”

Guy 2:”No it was the local mediumling”
mediumling by Mediumling owner 65 December 23, 2024

mediumling 

A small devius creature, that usuelly is out on adventures with his human companion
Guy 1: “what is that creature sucking on yo toes?!”

Guy 2: “is just my mediumling dawg
mediumling by Mediumling owner 65 December 23, 2024
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026