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A word used to discribe a peculiar kid from kansas who was once a epic runescape player (see runescape) and was once a great halo player(if you dont know what halo is your an idiot).
But, now all he does is sit in irc talking to his old friends from runescape and halo. He has moved on to bigger and better things such as Cod4 and getting boob.
The thing about a mech911 is though...One day he will be on tour with slipknot and will take over the world with Clown by his side. They will rule with a iron fist and no tolerance for insubordination.
Yes it is true that it would be nice to have a mech911 as the ruler of the world. (Skittles everywhere) but, there are side effects... Such as everybody will be made to listen slipknot everyday and everybody will be made to work on his runescape account, There are worse things that will happen but I will not go into them for they are just too vile and gruesome for any human eyes to read.
You will just have to wait for the day (Its going to come) when a mech911 rules the world. So next time you see a peculiar, dark, and mysterious kid walking the streets of kansas...before you push him into the gutter...think...this could be the mech911 ..you never know...

Beware of the mech911....
Joe was walking down the street when he saw a kid he pushed him into the gutter.

A a few years later he regretted it because that kid turned out to be the mech911.

Joe: shit I shoulda been nice to that kid...
mech911 by WutWutWutWutWut April 12, 2008
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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