1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.
4. A person who has a fetish for excessively large vaginal lips and/or a protruding clitoris. (see flower or labia)
1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
2. "I seen you checking out my crotch, you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my pee flaps, you meat gazer!"
by Mickey Nation November 12, 2006
2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.
by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 10, 2005
N. When a man is staring at another mans crotch in a homosexual way while the unsuspecting male is being victimized.
by bobby dville October 09, 2007
One who stares at a male's genitals.
Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.
Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.
by Doolie May 05, 2004
A flamy guy who likes to stare at another mans package. One who tries not to be gay in front of his straight friends but fails miserably. They all know he likes the man meat but he still tries to fit in and act straight. The meat gazer is usually in a denial stage and doesn't want his rep at school to go down so he tries anything to not be gay such as saying a girl is hot. But no one can take him seriously with his silly little pussy way of talking.
When you are walking down the hall and he comments on someones matching schemes.
When your at the beach and he scared to take his shirt off because of his love handles.
Sits with all his little girlfriends and gossips during lunchtime.
His two bestfriends are girls and you know he has never thought about hooking up with them.
You know he is a meat gazer when he nevers calls anyone gay or laughs at gay jokes.
When your at the beach and he scared to take his shirt off because of his love handles.
Sits with all his little girlfriends and gossips during lunchtime.
His two bestfriends are girls and you know he has never thought about hooking up with them.
You know he is a meat gazer when he nevers calls anyone gay or laughs at gay jokes.
by nahtan June 06, 2006
N. Man who is in a threesome with one women and another man who stares at the other mans ram rod instead of nailing the woman.
Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.
by Dervienerslider November 04, 2009
by Dr. Hfuhruhurr April 22, 2008