"Metafucker", derived from the term "Meta" (meaning: Most Effective Tactic Available), is a player in an mmo who focuses too much on what is the "best" tactic or build to use in a game so much to the point where they are willing to drop their pants and fuck it. They are usually elitists who want to be the most over powered players while simultaneously looking down on those who go for different tactics or builds, even if they are just as good.
Metafucker: "This new set that just got released last patch is the new meta."
Player: "Yeah it looks nice but my current set is just as good."
Metafucker: "Lmao, no it's not you stupid retard. This is the new best set, keep up."
Player: "K. Metafucker."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.