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meat crayon

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.
He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.
by Metiolate March 17, 2022
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meat crayon

A person who face plants with significant velocity.
"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.
by Toasterizer June 4, 2016
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meat crayon

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.
1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.
by NotoriousGIB January 4, 2008
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Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.
Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.
by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025
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meatcrayon

(Noun): When a person slides across pavement at a high speed. Commonly seen in action sports such as skateboarding, longboarding, and motorcycling.

(Verb): The act of obtaining road rash.

Synonyms: fall, slide
“I’m gunna bomb this master hill”

“It’s pretty sketchy, don’t meatcrayon at the bottom

“I’m sending it
by xxexf3xx October 25, 2020
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