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A person who face plants with significant velocity.
"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.
by Toasterizer June 04, 2016
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1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.
1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.
by NotoriousGIB December 11, 2007
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