meat castle

A muscular male who is built like a brick shithouse. Someone you get caught mirin.

Synonyms: yoked, jacked, swole, wrecked

Guy 1: "Holy shit look at that guy's arms!"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's a fuckin' meat castle!"
Meat Castle: "You mirin brahh?"

by Gymrat September 10, 2012

Meat Castle

The erect state of the human male penis.

My girlfriends sister rode my meat castle until I blew my goo!

by $hIti0T November 09, 2014

Meat Castle

Homosexuals on steroids that love the word "Meat"

I left the gym cause there were Meat Castles everywhere and I don't get down like that.

by Whatitiswhatitdo93 November 30, 2014