A term used in place of blow job or other commonly known words for practicing oral sex on males. It is utilized when you want to discretely talk about dick sucking in public without others knowing. Can also be used to refer to people, generally males, who are considered to be a tool or asshole.
Nick got meatsmoked by a prostitute and now has gonorrhea for the second time.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.