Mother love me, long time, long time

a meme once said by dizaster as a diss track to jin.

Jin: America Bad
Dizaster: Mother love me, long time, long time
Sucky sucky fucky fucky
Wonton, Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Wonton, Hong Kong, wonton
One time, one time, wonton
Love me long time
Feed on my long schlong
Go back to Hong Kong gong
I'll send you back to Hong Kong
Pair a wonton, wonton,

by SerbianWarCriminal May 6, 2019

pay me for my time

something someone says when they work and need to get paid for their services, such as a mechanic, building contractor, police officer, etc...

Mechanic: I can check your car out...

Driver: Ok

Mechanic: I need you to pay me for my time though...

Driver: How much???

Mechanic: $45 per hour...

Driver: Ok...

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Yeaaahh, me to

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google

by Dragonhuntrrr March 5, 2021

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 7, 2010

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

Me time

👉👌, but it's in singleplayer mode.

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by RohenTahir July 6, 2018

me time

an attack in jojo: eyes of heaven
other world diego is the user of the attack
use L2 to activate(when bar is filled)s
its the abilty of the stand "the world"q
the attack stops time for 5 seconds u can do any attack and everything u want in these 5 seconds

ME TIME! My ability is to stop time for 5 seconds

by ewle; February 4, 2020