"...and then he spilled his soda all over me, he didn't give me any gas money even though I drove him all the way to Boston, and he didn't even kiss me goodnight!"
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."
"Oh come on, flip me like a flapjack."
"Well, okay, he did pay for my dinner, and the soda was probably an accident. And I did offer to drive him to Boston."
by bambi1234567 May 30, 2009
something that the singer, jxdn (bellow) has wrote down and sang in his song, Angels and Demons.
His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.
His fans occasionally will scream “any day” after he says it in the song.
by jxdnbae February 28, 2021
That bitch couldn't handle me like a man with his small cock .
by handle me like a man March 30, 2017
by TTom1000000 September 27, 2018
My girl played me like a jap.
by cicero central 22 March 19, 2014
1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.
3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover June 5, 2011
by JuniorGiant January 23, 2018