McDonalds Shit 

A shit where if you eat too much McDonalds, you will pay for it. A McDonalds shit consists of a large crap that comes out slowly. Very slowly. The shit will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. They take an estimate of 20 minutes. If you want to be sure you will have a McDonalds shit make sure you have lots of McNuggets and lots and lots of Coca Cola.

McDonaldsee- Whoops. I'll be in the bathroom for an hour.

Person- Why what the hells wrong?

Mcdonaldsee- I just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large cokes I got a McDonalds Shit

McDonalds Shit by Jackie Mother Fucking Chan May 10, 2009

McDonalds Shit 

A shit taken that is so large and distinctin color that it looks like something that would be served on a bun at McDonalds.

Oh my God, I just took the nastiest McDonalds shit

McDonalds Shit by tonyjoe83 August 25, 2013

McDonald's shitz 

The McDonald's shitz is a mass phenomenon that occurs after one has eaten any item from the food restaurant branch "McDonald's". This shit will occur in the hours after the McDonald has been consumed. This can range from 15 minuets to 6 hours, after this time limit it may no longer be deemed as the McDonald shitz. These shitz are very much felt as a relief to consumer, they will feel great satisfaction.

"Dude I had nugs earlier,now I got the McDonald's shitz"

McDonald's shitz by Saucynipslipsontoast October 25, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022