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McBluffin' 

pretending that you don't want anything from McDonald's when, in reality, you do.

Often, someone who is McBluffin' will refuse to order anything from the drive thru, then subsequently ask for "a bite" of whatever it is you are eating, and steal all of your fries. McBluffers should be called out before ordering so they are forced to fess' up.
*car pulls up to the ordering window*

McDonald's Intercom: Hi, welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?

John (to intercom): Yep, Just one moment.

John (to Megan): Hey Megan, what do you want?

Megan: I'm actually not hungry, nothing for me thanks

John: Pshhht whatever Megan you better order something I know you're McBluffin'! Last time you "didn't want anything" you ate all my sausage McMuffin!!!

Megan: ...fine I'll have a Big Mac meal

John (to intercom): Yeah I'll have one Big Mac meal, a 6-pack of chicken nuggets....
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Bluffer Mcbluffenton 

A characteristic of a poker player who is a cheeky bluffer, and everyone at the table can see through his little antics. This player is typically coined this term and is ridiculed throughout the entire game with no mercy.
The bluffer mcbluffenton couldn’t hide from the wraith of the profiteer, and was then forced by his superiors to be the big blind for the rest of the game.